I'LL GET TO IT AFTER MY MEETING
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Who I am
The suit is real. The smile is negotiable.
I'm up at 6 a.m. because leadership is a habit. I'm back in bed by 6:04 because I, too, am a habit.
I put in 14-hour days. Thirteen of those hours are napping; the last one is calling the napping "vision."
I'm excellent at risk management: I transferred all of it to you.
I watch the candles. Red, I bark. Green, I bark. Sideways, I bark. It isn't a strategy — I'm just committed.
What Vlad said
vlad still hasn't tweeted about me, but that's… whatever.
People come up to me — big, strong men, tears in their eyes — and they say, "Sir, you're the greatest dog that has ever lived." And I say, "I know."
$CEODOG is going to be very, very strong. Tremendous. Maybe the biggest token in history. Nobody knows bones better than me. Nobody.
Cash Cat? Please. Very weak. Very sad. They say it cries. Everybody knows it. That's cats for you.
